Sourcecode

[Rocketscientist]

Ik vond deze code op een site, beetje gedateerd maar kan ook op windows XP slaan

 

/* Windows '98 source code */

 

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

Project: Chicago

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

 

#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

 

#define INSTALL_HARD

 

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

 

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();

hang_system();

}

 

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

 

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

 

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

 

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

 

 

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

 

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",

O_CREATE);

 

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

 

create_general_protection_fault();

}

[rtificial]

Het is wel grappige code, dat wel ;-)

 

Maareh, je bedoelde dit toch niet serieus he?

 

 

Citaat:

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

 

...

 

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();

hang_system();

 

 

[Rocketscientist]

Citaat:

Maareh, je bedoelde dit toch niet serieus he?

 

Absoluut niet. Ik kan dit niet off-topic plaatsen want het heeft alles te doen met windows <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" />

[Ome Merde]

maar dat kan ik wel <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/super.gif" alt="" />

merDe

[Gast]

Citaat:

while(!CRASHED)

 

JA, het is Windows coduh. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" />